The Three Rs of Animation

Today's filler is a bit old, but it's something I hadn't seen before, and it comes to us all courtesy of the Walt Disney Coporation... isn't that nice? All I can say is that they really cheaped out on Robin Hood.


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It's been quite some time

I don't know how long. At any rate, here are some cell phone pics:


















There are also some videos that I may post at a later date.

Work + Sex = Late Posts

Sometimes I watch TV.

Bones
-Santa's coming to town
-for some reason the cash falling in front of Booth after the explosion looked like bad CGI
-guys who explode themselves have no consideration for the bystanders who are gonna get covered in their guys
-no one takes you seriously when you're being wheeled around on a cart in your underwear
-anyone who talks in emoticons deserves a fist in the mouth
-yes, they are practically sisters
-science ruins all the whimsy of Christmas
-"The Guy Who Bombed Christmas" would be an awesome Christmas special
-the actress who plays Michelle never looks the same from appearance to appearance
-Benjamin Franklin didn't invent the hundred dollar bill? My worldview is destroyed
-it's not nice to make puns about a guy who exploded
-you shouldn't play with bombs in the interrogation room
-it's a pretty major leap in logic to say a guy can't inject himself in the right arm just because he's right-handed
-sometimes people are terrible, that whole bomb thing actually happened in real life. Sort of
-that was king of a bitch move on Cam's part. Her parents and family live nearby, so she could spend Christmas with them and let the kid fucking go to Hawaii
-it really wasn't the radio guy's fault
-"You said family twice." I like family.

Community
-way to knock yourself out non-denominational Old Man Winter
-the A-Team is pretty awesome
-that knock-knock joke wasn't very good
-is it a running gag that Pierce pronounces people's names wrong?
-I too am over 23, so I don't punch guys with moustaches either
-stapling things to your head is a good way to get an infection
-it is hard to think of another word
-why take a shot at Paul Rudd? He's probably the most inoffensive member of the Judd Apatow Players
-a Buddha bong would be blasphemous if you could blaspheme against Buddhists
-is "Jew" not the whole word?
-everyone's faith is weird except mine
-he's gonna get hit regardless of his speech
-called it. Thank you, TV Tropes
-best Christmas ever!

How I Met Your Mother
-I like how Barney challenges himself now that he's pretty much conquered the world of sex
-that's true, they're not just for covering your junk, they can cover your suit, too
-none of my professors ever talked about their relationships during class
-"make adjustments... go get it energize!"
-for a guy trying to get somewhere in a hurry, Ted sure wasn't running very fast
-that's a fine example of why you need a good wingman: so you don't have to bang a grandmother so you can take off your overalls
-hey, it's Wendy! Her other acting gigs must have dried up

Kenny vs. Spenny
-"Wonderful, beautiful, vibrant whore"
-Spenny actually wants to score with Kenny's mom... that's sad
-"Your mother's gonna be in a weird position" that's like the kind of crap my friends said to each other in high school
-this is creepy as fuck and kinda hard to watch
-libraries are far more disturbing than I thought
-those are pretty high production values for 2 minutes of fake porno
-"Sweet arm job!"
-if he fucks that pig I'm gonna have to change the channel
-what the fuck is wrong with Kenny?
-if I were Spenny's mom, I'd want to be blurred out, too
-no one neeeds to see Spenny's penis... no one
-one bottle of wine or even two shouldn't be enough to put down an old lush

Mythbusters
-replacement Kari's rack looked bigger in this episode. Perhaps I didn't give her enough credit

Scrubs
-people who talk in the third person annoy Lex, too
-the security guys are annoying as fuck, and I hope they're not in too many more episodes
-annoying kid is annoying as fuck, too
-candy hands has been done already, and it didn't work out too well for that guy in the Skittles commercial
-I should go to med school so I can bang hot smart chicks

The Big Bang Theory
-geez, that chick who plays Bernadette is shorter than Simon Helberg; she must be a midget
-physics is just like ice dancing
-Sheldon needs a highly specific list of things to get good at Mario Kart
-that was some good crazy acting
-who keeps an Xbox at the foot of the bed?
-that was probably the easiest physics lesson in the world
-Leonard did kinda cockblock Howard... funny, but not cool
-"Tushyface" as a term of endearment is kinda weird. It pretty much means buttface

Work + Party = Late Posts

Last week I watched some TV, and for the first time, I took detailed notes on everything. Enjoy.

American Dad
-Patrick Stewart sure is a sport
-"Snorlax"?
-where did Roger's boobs come from?

Bones
-"Quit moaning and put the hose in" That's what she said.... Oops, wrong show.
-"Ugh, smells like shrimp... Okay, suck it." That's some grade A sex talk, Bones writers
-synchronized swimming is definitely not a sport
-that dude is in Avatar. There's no way he's banged as many chicks as his character
-that's the cheapest looking ID card I've ever seen
-beer, is there anything it can't do?
-nobody's that interested in Avatar, but meat tarts, box o'wine? Nice.
-I'm surprised arcades still exist
-you should never bang a chick you met in line at a nerd thing. They're like the village bicycle.
-If this tent is rockin', don't come a knockin'
-I wondered if they'd bring the Angela tattoo up again
-no way am I plaing Punky Pong online, Fox
-I want to know about peacock poop
-yeah, beating a dude to death with a golf club 'cause he stole a video game score from your autistic son is certainly a reasonable response. Bad ending, Bones writers. No biscuit.

Community
-I caught knowledge once. I got rid of it with antibiotics
-Jeff operates in much the same way as I do
-Nobody saw Over the Top... why reference it?
-I gotta get me a Lexus
-it's not that hard to say penis. I say it every day
-who carries $250 in cash and goes to community college?

Family Guy
-Kurtwood Smith's head's not that big
-I knew it was that kind of "special" as soon as they said it
-if you fall asleep at the wheel, you should pull over after you wake up the first time. I know this from experience.
-I wonder what that Spanish song was about
-I also wonder if those dogs belonged to the crew or if they were just stock photos
-the ending to this sucked, but at least they went out on a joke

House
-it would be nice if I could touch your body
-going hunting is no excuse for sleeping in
-the woods is probably the worst place to have a stroke. Good thing it wasn't one
-that certainly is a young lady. Good for cancer guy
-crazy Mexican guy is crazy
-heh. It sure wasn't the tennis
-herpes sure is dangerous. Let that be a lesson to all of you: don't get herpes
-Wilson's stealing House's deal
-I'd totally be banging that assistant. That's why I'm not a doctor
-I'm not sure I'd want my boss and my ex-wife to be friends
-note to self: If I get cancer, avoid the double poison cure
-note to my friends: you can only have a chunk of my liver if I get to see your ladyfriend naked. Or you, if you're a lady.
-I've always wondered why Jim was short for James
-damn, Tucker is a cunt

Kenny vs. Spenny
-was it really necessary to take a bath with the coop on?
-it was a little funny to see that chick walk past Spenny while he was getting in the van and just ignore him like it wasn't at all unusual
-those falcons certainly were a waste of money
-why shake that woman's hand if she's going to have to wash it immediately afterwards?
-I'm pretty sure they don't actually live in the house where they film when they're not filming, 'cause cleaning all that shit up would be a huge pain. Also, the landscaping in the backyard looks like shit

Mythbusters
-another myth involving cars... boring
-replacement Kari would be better if she had a bigger rack

The Cleveland Show
-"Dong dong doooooooooooooooong"... that is where it hurts
-They did that "Oh Don" thin in a commercial a few years back. I forget what it was for
-I missed half the episode because I was moving stuff down to the car

The Simpsons
-if they had ended the episode on the mob joke it would've been considerably better than the non-ending it had
-Neve Campbell did a voice. And only 12 years too late

That sure is some art, all right

Today's filler is a bit on the weird side and contains drawings of naked dudes and ladies and various bodily fluids. If you don't want to see that stuff, don't click the link.

Oglaf is a webcomic set in some old-timey fantasy realm. It's mostly pornographic in nature, but some of the non-porno comics are actually quite witty. There aren't that many, so you should be able to get through the entire archive in less than half an hour. I got there via this one and then read the rest. I was fairly disturbed by some of them.

Dear Lex questions go in the comments.

Chrismahannukwanzaka

Dear Lex,
I lost all my money playing the stock market and now I can't afford Christmas presents for my friends and family. Please help!

Broke in Brooklyn

Dear Bib,

It's been an up market lately, so you must be really bad at picking stocks. At any rate, there's a simple answer to your dilemma: Conversion. Not of cash or equities, but conversion to a new religion. Most religions don't give presents in December, and I'm told Judaism and whatever the hell religion Kwanzaa is from give cheap gifts. My personal suggestion is to go with wicca or some other hippie thing. They're all about loving the Earth and eschewing material goods or some crap like that. If anyone asks why you didn't give out presents, just say it's against your religion, and people will leave you alone... unless they're jerkasses, in which case they didn't deserve presents anyway.

I hope this has been helpful for everyone.

Holidays are coming

American Thanksgiving is the traditional start date of the holiday season. Why? Fuck if I know. Anyway, here's Tim Minchin.


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Handy

American Dad
I think that's the second time I've ever seen a handjob joke on TV. Well, technically the third since last week's episode had two. Also, I can't believe that dude was a real singer... what the fuck is wrong with the world?

Family Guy
Brian really is kind of a douche. But, he's a cartoon dog, so he can get away with a little douchiness.

House
I made some notes while I watched this.
-Hey, it's that one guy from Square One
-Why do Americans always call Thanksgiving "turkey day"?
-women in the men's room is fine, but I always get yelled at when I go in the ladies' room
-if you're gonna have a stroke, the hospital's probably a good place for it
-I frequently pretend there's something interesting elsewhere so people will shut up. It doesn't work in real life, either
-you'd think Lucas and House would've shaved before dinner
-what kind of self-respecting man has a sofa bed in his living room?
-there's really a way to make yourself stupider with booze and cough syrup? That explains a lot
-male nurses get a lot of crap. That's not really fair, but dem's da' breaks
-the part where Chase slugged House was followed immediately by an ad for an upcoming local news story on office conflict
-the punch itself would've been more interesting if it hadn't been given away in the preview for the episode that's been running all week

How I Met Your Mother
Wow, Chris Elliot has not aged particularly well. Nor is he all that funny or even a decent actor. All in all, this episode was pretty bad.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Not the most attractive group of guests this week.

The Big Bang Theory
I've made grand romantic gestures for women before. They never seem to go well.

The Cleveland Show
I'm outrageous!

The Simpsons
This episode gave a textbook example of why you shouldn't be constantly wearing a backwards baseball cap.

The Venture Bros.
Why bother getting Sgt. Hatred out of the panic room if you're just going to knock him out anyway?